Whoa There!

Nope, this actually isn’t Christopher Hitchens coming to after a brutal three-day bender, surrounded by complete strangers -- one of whom just happens to be wearing a bondage-ready facemask.

Turns out, the Vanity Fair writer -- and something of a rebel style icon for The Beggar -- is subjecting himself to the U.S. government’s favorite interrogation method, waterboarding.

Regardless of your political leanings, or views on Hitchens’ always incendiary cultural critiques, this picture if just priceless. Keep up the good work, Chris!