Smoke Up The Ass Dept.

Hickey Freeman ran an ad in today’s Post touting a 70% markdown for its “Finale Sale” of the summer.

Turns out, only one item in the store -- some unremarkable outer jacket -- is 70% off, while everything else is still 40% off through the end of the month.

Be sure to check out HF's recently launched hand-stitched Presidential Collection.

• Hickey Freeman - 666 Fifth Ave between 52nd & 53rd - 212-586-6481 - Map
• Hickey Freeman, Wall Street - 111 Broadway at Pine - 212-233-2363 - Map

We told you last week about the ongoing sale at Hickey, HF's wilder offshoot.

• Hickey - 96 Grand St between Mercer & Greene - 212-219-0230 - Map